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<< Doyle happy with Wolves stay
Wolverhampton, England (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Wolverhampton Wanderers' star striker Kevin Doyle has again moved to play down speculation linking him with a move away from Molineux this summer. The 26-year-old Republic of Ireland frontman

<< Schweinsteiger plays down exit talk
Munich, Germany (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Bayern Munich and Germany midfield ace Bastian Schweinsteiger has admitted that he would like to try his luck abroad at some point in the future, but has played down talk of an imminent transfer. The

<< Del Bosque tips Spain to dominate
Madrid, Spain (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Delighted coach Vicente del Bosque believes Spain can dominate world football for many years to come after their first- ever World Cup final victory. Andres Iniesta's extra-time goal proved decisive

<< Haslem stays home; Heat now with five players
Miami, FL (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Udonis Haslem has opted to stay in Miami, giving the Heat a grand total of five players on their roster. Haslem was an unrestricted free agent that, according to the Miami Herald, was offered larger deals by th

Dillon quickly making a name for himself in NASCAR >>
Newton, IA (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Look out NASCAR, there's a promising young gun on the horizon. Austin Dillon is looking more and more like the next big up-and-comer in the sport after winning his first Camping World Truck Series race in domina

Stern says Miami's Big 3 acted within rights >>
NBA commissioner David Stern says LeBron James was ``entitled'' to decide to leave the Cleveland Cavaliers for the Miami Heat.Speaking from Las Vegas, where the league's owners were meeting Monday during summer league, Stern said he would have advis

Heat send Beasley to Minnesota for picks >>
Miami, FL (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - The Miami Heat made it official on Monday by shipping the No. 2 overall pick in the 2008 NBA Draft, Michael Beasley, to the Minnesota Timberwolves for a pair of second round draft picks. The Timberwolve

Haslem stays home; Heat looking to sign Miller >>
Miami, FL (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Udonis Haslem has opted to stay in Miami, and the Heat are reportedly in contract talks with sharpshooter Mike Miller. Haslem was an unrestricted free agent that was offered larger deals by the Denver Nugget

FOOTBALL TRASH TALK

Trash talk has a place in every competitive endeavor (except baseball; those stirrup-wearers are too busy chewing on their sunflower seeds and their supplements to worry about what their opponents are doing).

Fantasy sports is no exception. Any intelligent discussion of the subject would probably start with a thesis statement or a definition of terms. Thankfully, this wont be an intelligent discussion.

Let me just say that I am happy to take a place in this space alongside my talented colleagues, even our commissioner. (You should see how she bleats like a demented paper boy about league fees on our fantasy site).

Trash talking, I would argue, is primarily about amusing your friends, their sheeplike demeanors and sloping foreheads notwithstanding. The best place I have found for football trash talking is at www.SportsAlarm.com.

Beyond the entertainment factor, though, I would recognize that the sophomoric ritual has one advantage, when properly applied. It magnifies your fantasy triumphs and mitigates your fantasy failures by transforming the eventual point total into an afterthought. Winning makes it seem like your opponent really is a truss-owning, lapel-pin-wearing nitwit. And in defeat, trash talk can be the air bag to break the fall from your hyperbolic heights. The plug-necked yahoos on your team, you can say, will be sacking groceries by the end of the season.

The best trash talk, in my view, is layered and nuanced. And it doesnt focus only on your opponents team. It picks apart your opponent. The idea is to create a shock-and-awe-scale blizzard of nonsense, and the goal is to make your opponent drop his hands from his keyboard in exasperation.

What team does your opponent root for? Accuse a Giants fan of having a Joe Namath pillowcase. Wheres your opponent from? Give a look of concern no matter his reply, then say, I'll try to type slower for you next time. Is your opponent into politics? Label everyone a tax-and-spend corporate shill.

Cap all that with a liberal application of irrelevance. For instance, dont just conclude by saying your opponent is a twerp who drafts like my grandmother. Say that your opponent is a sweater-wearing, eyebrow-plucking twerp who drafts his team about as well as Zsa Zsa Gabor gave acceptance speeches at the Oscars. By the time your foe makes sense of that, his starting running back will have had puppies.

But what about you? Hmm? Recall a memorable slam? Have a tried-and-true technique? Know someone who seems impervious to insult? Take a moment and tells us about it. Put together some (fit-for-publication) thoughts. You wont be too busy returning phone messages from your friends, Im sure, to reply.

In addition to the trash talking, the Sports Alarm has a huge gallery of high resolution pictures of beautiful women and models in bikinis. The most popular models are: Lindsay Lohan, Carrie Underwood, Alessandra Ambrosio, and Paris Hilton.